Holy Crap I'm Such a Dumbass

Alright, listen up. My head feels like it's been run over by a herd of hippos. Dude, I can't even remember if I drank breakfast this morning. It's like my brain is melting. Maybe it's all the coffee I've been chugging. Perhaps I just deserve a good massage. {Either way, this feeling is getting old.I'm starting to worry Tell me a joke Italian

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